Friday, February 06, 2009

Why the chicken crossed the road

As answered by politicians and other famous folks

Barack Obama:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

John McCain:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialog with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

Hillary Clinton:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day one - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

George W. Bush:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Dick Cheney:
Where's my gun?

Colin Powell:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

Oprah: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of us chickens.

Pat Buchanan: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

Ernest Hemingway: To die in the rain, alone.

Grandpa: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

John Lennon:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

Albert Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

h/t: Spartacus


Vinod_Sharma said...

Terrific collection...the one about Bill Clinton was the best!

Kalyan Singh: It wanted to join up with the secular chicken who were missing him!

The Left: There was no nuclear radiation on the other side

Amar Singh: It was always dying to and this time it was sure it wouldn't be sent back

Bones said...


Spartacus: The chicken and I both 'crossed' the road

hitch writer said...

superb collection - I would like to add one :

Pramod Muthalik - This is not our "SANSKRITI", Chickens should not cross our road. Now we will eat it !!

Indyeah said...

LOL!:D amazing collection! had me laughing so hard...and lol@Dhiren's..:D
Loved this one Sagarone...
had a good laugh ...

How do we know said...

i loved this post and hitch writer's comment too!

manju said...

Sagarone- Thanks for the laugh!
Particularly enjoyed the Oprah one. Exactly what she would say!

Usha Pisharody said...

Amazing collection! Wonderfully characteristic of all those people...

Liked the gradpa's in contrast with Albert Einstein's.. :)

Indian Home Maker said...

I liked Grand pa's answer.
And what will a blogger say?
'Read more about the chicken here, here and here..' :)