Monday, March 09, 2009

Log kya kahenge........

This story was forwarded to me in an email. You might have read or heard it earlier, but it still is good for a laugh every time you come across it!

There was this village pastor who entered his donkey in a race and it won..

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day, the local paper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper carried this headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop upon reading this fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This caused the bishop a minor heart attack. He ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . .. Being overly concerned about public opinion can bring you untold grief and misery!

7 comments:

How do we know said...

he he he... ROTFL!! This was funny!

Vinod_Sharma said...

That was a good one! Heard it for the first time. You killed the bishop too soon. He could well have asked the nun to give the ass to him. The headline that would have killed would then have been "BISHOP TAKES NUN'S ASS! Imagine, dying without taking it!

Sagarone said...

LOL @Vinod!

Varunavi said...

Ha ha nice one,read it for the 1st time and liked vindo sharma's comment as well

Indyeah said...

:D

the moral should def be kept in mind

Mavin said...

Hahaha....

Good one.

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